The 100th Crap Joke !!

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MacV2
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The 100th Crap Joke !!

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Yes folks this is Crap Joke #201...

The 100th Crap joke since Crap joke #101...

Sit back & enjoy this one, I hope it makes you giggle, chortle or even just smile...




















Lloydie said to his doctor, "You've got to help me, I've had my willy trapped in my zip since last night."



He said, "How did you manage that?"



Lloydie replied, "I was watching Sky, and I panicked when I heard my wife coming down stairs."



With a smile on his face the Doc said, "Babestation?





















"No,One Man & his dog."
























Just in case any one needs that explained... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Man_and_His_Dog














OK thats me done for now...I'll pick up me crook on the way out...(high pitch whistling sounds...!!!) To me, to me, come by, come by...
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Re: The 100th Crap Joke !!

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:lol: :lol:

You evil man. You wait until lloydie gets his heard together and comes after you. :lol:

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Re: The 100th Crap Joke !!

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:lol: it ain't no dog its a bitch :-)
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