Fur under your tongue

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the pill
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Fur under your tongue

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An extremely large Tasmanian devil is taking a crap when a pommy rabbit (introduced species) hops up along side him and sits and commences to lick it's fur whilst also relieving itself, the devil looks down with that commensurate look that affords relief, and says to the rabbit, don't you hate the way the shite sticks to the fur, the rabbit looking casually back, retorted that shite didn't stick to his fur, so with that he snatched up the rabbit in his right paw and said "you don't mind then"
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