One for the men

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Sharpe1
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One for the men

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>Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !
>
>How many men does it take to open a beer?
>None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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>Why do women have smaller feet than men?
>It's one of those "evol utionary things" that allows
>them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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>Why do men fart more than women?
>Because women can't shut up long enough to
>build up the required pressure.
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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
>A woman who won't do what she's told.
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>I married a Miss Right.
>I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
>a woman's sex drive by 90%.
>It's called a Wedding Cake.
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>Why do men die before their wives?
>They want to.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can
>walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
>gut, and still think they are sexy.
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>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
>Then God created Man and rested.
>Then God created Woman.
>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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>Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
>to the select few women who can handle the truth !
>
>
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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Yella's got his hard hat on,ready for the fallout :roll:
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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hey yella! you just sign up for some new smilies by any chance??? :lol:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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VTR1000KAZ wrote:ok... this means war !!!!! :P :wink: :lol:
Bring it on Baby!!! 8)
Larry.

'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.

It was a Shitzu!
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Nah, nicked em from another site ! Cool eh ?
Could do with some funny ones on here !
Anyone listening ?????????????
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Weapons always ready !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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