30th Anniversary

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MacV2
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30th Anniversary

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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said,

"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

He said,

"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ...

"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"














He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"






The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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Once again mac, priceless!!
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ging500 wrote:Once again mac, priceless!!
Oh I don't know about pricless Ging...That's £ 7.13 you owe me for reading it... :lol:
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Re: 30th Anniversary

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That's a good one :clap:
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