Crap joke #246

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MacV2
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Crap joke #246

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Police reports from America are suggesting that Elvis Presley didn't die from drug intoxication.






It is understood he was found at Graceland attempting to get out via his feline access door.







A police statement read "he's caught in a flap".






:Worship1: All hail the King...
















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Jamoi
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Glad you found the door! :D
Jamie :wave:
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uh-huh thank you very much..
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Shocking !
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lloydie wrote:Shocking !
Apparently they tried that at the time & it didn't work...To many deep fried peanutbutter sandwiches, clogged arteries & all that...
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