Crap joke #248

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MacV2
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Crap joke #248

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"Your Honour, I understand that my eldest died due to neglect, but I swear my others are well taken care of.

They're well fed and well groomed.

They would make any parent proud.

Please don't take my babies away."



"Carl, I think you're missing the point." the Judge replied.




















"It doesn't matter how well you raise them, a cannabis farm is still illegal."


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It's a lot less hard work than kids. :lol: Keep this up and you will give me an undeserved bad reputation.

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cybercarl wrote:It's a lot less hard work than kids. :lol: Keep this up and you will give me an undeserved bad reputation.

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Being hard work is fun though. :lol:

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cybercarl wrote:It's a lot less hard work than kids. :lol: Keep this up and you will give me an undeserved bad reputation.

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Well my garage needs painting but I've seen the quality of your pebbledashing & that my friend gave you a bad reputation a long time ago... :lol:
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