I'd expect at least a snigger or two at just how bad it is, maybe a mild chortle at the very least...
A Mates wife came home and noticed her collection of Elvis records were missing.
"Our pet lizard escaped and ate them" he told her.
"Don't lie" she shouted "where the hell are they?"
"In the gecko."
I'll grab me jump suit with added Rhinestones on the way out of the building...
Thankeweverymuch ...
