Crap joke #249

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MacV2
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Crap joke #249

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Jamie got talking to this girl the other night and he decided to pluck up the courage and ask her to come home with him.




"Fancy coming back to mine? I'm hung like a horse" he winked.





When they got there, she went down on him straight away. But after pulling his trousers down and seeing his little willy, she shouted...






"I thought you were hung like a bloody horse?"






"I am" I replied "A seahorse"













Allegedly that is according to information from Master Brook... :wink:
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Re: Crap joke #249

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:lol: :lol:

I'd much rather be called YMV than Master Brook to be honest :lol:
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Re: Crap joke #249

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Virt wrote::lol: :lol:

I'd much rather be called Master Bates than Master Brook to be honest :lol:
You dirty little bugger !
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Re: Crap joke #249

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MacV2 wrote:
You dirty little bugger !
:( You're just jealous you're not as proficient at it as you once were
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Re: Crap joke #249

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:lol: :lol:

I nearly missed this one! I've just been reading about Seahorse reproduction... Looks flipping painful for the bloke seahorse! :(
Jamie :wave:
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