Crap joke #255

[MacV2]

I'm not saying that Marty is ugly but last year's Halloween trick or treaters put a claim in for compensation.

[Kev L]

... and that's from someone who lives on the Isle Of Grain where everyday is a Halloween warm up!!!!!

[Virt]

... and that's from someone who lives on the Isle Of Grain where everyday is a Halloween warm up!!!!!

That explains the extra finger Mac had in London.. I thought he was just playing a joke

[Kev L]

On Grain Mac is considered normal!!!!! Just goes to show the state of the rest of em!

[MacV2]

I may live in Grain but I was not born in this area or do I have an relatives from this area.

Apart from the accident damaged wrist I have no deformities, no extra digits, all my own teeth & most of my own hair left.

In fact I'm perfect in every way...

[Kev L]

Now you see how different peoples definition of "perfection" can be!

[Virt]

[lloydie]

as long as mac makes me a good cuppa tomorrow i dont care if he has 3 nipples and what not

[MacV2]

as long as mac makes me a good cuppa tomorrow i dont care if he has 3 nipples and what not

You extra milk then ?

[MacV2]

Now you see how different peoples definition of "perfection" can be!

Exactly, you think blue is the perfect colour...how wrong is that ?

[Virt]

Exactly, you think blue is the perfect colour...how wrong is that ?

Coming from the one who owned a (mostly) red bike

[MacV2]

Exactly, you think blue is the perfect colour...how wrong is that ?

Coming from the one who owned a (mostly) red bike

Yeah & ?

I've had a yellow one & now a black one (proper black not chalk board colour)

So your point is what exactly...?

[lloydie]

Your colour blind