Crap joke #256

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MacV2
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Crap joke #256

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" So Kev on your CV you say that your memory is one of your biggest strengths."


"Absolutely."



"Could you provide us with some examples?"



"Of what?"
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Re: Crap joke #256

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My memory hasn't deteriorated enough for me to forget to brake when a large object, oh I don't know..say something like a Ford Galaxy, stops in front of me!! MacFrankenstein!!!! :lol:
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Re: Crap joke #256

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Kev L wrote:My memory hasn't deteriorated enough for me to forget to brake when a large object, oh I don't know..say something like a Ford Galaxy, stops in front of me!! MacFrankenstein!!!! :lol:
I didn't forget to brake Kev, I was too busy swearing & trying to swerve. :Tongue1:
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