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iggy1966
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Security levels

Post by iggy1966 »

The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings, the
level has just been raised from 'miffed' to "peeved'. Soon though, the
levels may be raised yet again to "irritated' or even "a bit cross".
Londoners have not been a "bit cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorised from "tiresome" to "a bloody
nuisance", the last time a "bloody nuisance" warning level was issued
was during the great fire in 1666.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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