It's been a while but finally a joke worthy of the title ''Crap Joke''...
Dave the slug and Pete the woodlouse are in the pub.
"I'd love to win the lottery" Dave said.
"Not me" replied Pete. "No way."
"Why not?"
"It would be a nightmare" Pete said. "I'd have all my bloody family crawling out of the woodwork after a share."
Crap joke #271
Crap joke #271
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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turbo_billy
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Re: Crap joke #271
Ah true recognition at last...turbo_billy wrote:
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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turbo_billy
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Re: Crap joke #271
And long overdue if I do say so........now, please, please, please get yourself back to work as you have WAY too much time on your hands to post these gems (go on, tell us you haven`t as you only wear one watch........ 
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Don't wear a watch much at all TBH. Clocks are everywhere.turbo_billy wrote:And long overdue if I do say so........now, please, please, please get yourself back to work as you have WAY too much time on your hands to post these gems (go on, tell us you haven`t as you only wear one watch........
Just to cheer you all up I'm going back to work on Monday...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...