Crap joke #274

[MacV2]

Lloydie's missus said "I know you can't afford to buy me a real Italian supercar for christmas, so just get me something similar."














He's ordered her some swimwear made out of kebab meat...




















A Lambikini.


















Barrrrrr Blooddy awful even by my standards...

[AMCQ46]

I liked that one, I am just off to google search for one....it sounds like a great combination

[lloydie]

if only she would model it :-)

[Jamoi]

Hehehe good one

Come on lloydie, a pic for the lads eh?

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[lloydie]

Not putting your mum on here again :-)

[Jamoi]

Not putting your mum on here again :-)

Stop hijacking threads! ;)

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[Virt]

Hypocrite


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[lloydie]

Seriously we need more pics of ya mum :-) in a mrs Santa uniform :-)

[AMCQ46]

Seriously we need more pics of ya mum :-) in a mrs Santa uniform :-)

+1000000000000000000

[Virt]

I have some of her in a French maid outfit if that helps? shame they're for my eyes only



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[Jamoi]

Why are you lot up already?! I thought the ward nurse didn't let you out until 9:30, after the doctors and restraint staff arrive!





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[MacV2]

Why are you lot up already?! I thought the ward nurse didn't let you out until 9:30, after the doctors and restraint staff arrive!

Good come back...

My excuse is I'm practising for tomorrow...

[Jamoi]

Good luck for tomorrow, does this mean fewer crap jokes?

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[MacV2]

Good luck for tomorrow, does this mean fewer crap jokes?

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Oh I doubt it !

You'll all just have to wait until the evening for a chuckle...