Crap joke #277

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MacV2
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Crap joke #277

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Jamie was really worried that his premature ejaculation would wreck his new career as a porn star.




"Christ I'm nervous," he said to the director on the first day of filming.




"Don't worry lad, you'll be fine," he said. "Just stick to the script."




"I already have," he replied.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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MacV2 wrote:"Don't worry lad, you'll be fine," he said. "Just stick to t' script
Is the director Fred Dibnah or summat lad? Ee by gum lad!

Very good :clap: :clap: :lol:

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