"What is troubling you, my apprentice?"
"I can't seem to pick the rice up with these damn chopsticks"
"Use the fork, Luke".
Clap joke #278
Clap joke #278
Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were eating at a Chinese restaurant, but young Luke was picking at his food.
"What is troubling you, my apprentice?"
"I can't seem to pick the rice up with these damn chopsticks"
"Use the fork, Luke".
"What is troubling you, my apprentice?"
"I can't seem to pick the rice up with these damn chopsticks"
"Use the fork, Luke".
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Re: Clap joke #278
OMG, they get better ( worse ) 
. Do you mean clap joke or crap! 
. Do you mean clap joke or crap! SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
Re: Clap joke #278
Crap is Clap if spoken in a Chinese accent init...Keep up will yer.Watty wrote:OMG, they get better ( worse )
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Re: Clap joke #278
Oh I, I'm northernMacV2 wrote:Crap is Clap if spoken in a Chinese accent init...Keep up will yer.Watty wrote:OMG, they get better ( worse )
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
Re: Clap joke #278
Nothing quite like casual racism, eh?MacV2 wrote:
Crap is Clap if spoken in a Chinese accent init...Keep up will yer.
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Re: Clap joke #278
:Lol: fork off
fork off Re: Clap joke #278
Quite right that was nothing like like casual racism...Virt wrote:Nothing quite like casual racism, eh?MacV2 wrote:
Crap is Clap if spoken in a Chinese accent init...Keep up will yer.
I had my best suit on, shirt tie the works when I sent it.
I'm sending this rather casually...dressing gown & slippers. You don't get more casual than that.
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