Tonys Budgie...

[MacV2]

Met up with Tony last night he was sitting at the bar looking really miserable. "What's up Tony?" I asked
"My budgie is dying" he answered,
"Oh dear, what's wrong with it then?"
"It's got this big growth on its head"
"Oh, is that all?" I replied, ''Apparently that's just bone, you can take a metal file and gently file it away, he'll be fine. I said with a wink..."
"Really?" Tony said "That's great news! Let me buy you drink"


Next day, there's Tony even more unhappy looking than before.
"What's up mate" I ask
"My budgie died last night" he replied
" Don't tell me you actually tried to file a lump of his head with a metal file!"






















"No" he answered "Didn't get that far, poor little fecker died in the vice."



























No Budgies were hurt in the making of this joke.

[Saintsman27]

These bird jokes are all the go at the Mo... saw resurrected
Monty Python was at it on the telly... with the dead parrot sketch
har

[sirch345]

I bet Adam Faith was not impressed

Chris.

[MacV2]

I bet Adam Faith was not impressed

Chris.

I have a feeling your going to have to explain that one to a few of the members on here Chris...

[sirch345]

I think you could be right Mac, I've just had a look at how long ago Budgie was on TV

For those who are wondering what the hell I'm going on about take a look at this link:-
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=adam+ ... el=suggest


Okay I'll get my coat.....................................

Chris.