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sirch345
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by sirch345 Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:38 am
LOL LOL LOL I like that one
Chris.
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 amLocation: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:34 pm
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
iggy1966
Posts: 2052 Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:05 amLocation: Hull (Cottingham)
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by iggy1966 Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:36 pm
Harsh but fair
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:51 pm
You're right, Kaz! That is bloody hilarious! Ta.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
RAINMAKER
Posts: 1590 Joined: Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:52 amLocation: HULL, EAST YORKSHIRE
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by RAINMAKER Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:56 am
Never heard it called 'Big Jim and the twins' before, now that made me laugh
it may be clever, but its not big.
curly
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by curly Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:54 pm
This could start a whole new thread on what men call them!!!!
VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:29 pm
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
curly
Posts: 522 Joined: Thu May 01, 2003 7:08 pmLocation: Sunny Cleethorpes
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by curly Thu Aug 25, 2005 10:38 pm
Thanks,
I can't think of many!
Any suggestions?
Should be funny!
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:18 am
I once was married to "Erik the Viking"...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
cupasoop
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by cupasoop Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:32 pm
VTRgirl wrote: I once was married to "Erik the Viking"...
Did he have horns on his helmet?
Rich.
VTRgirl
Posts: 2281 Joined: Mon May 16, 2005 3:22 pmLocation: Sunny Queensland, Great Southern Land
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by VTRgirl Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:05 am
Stormin Ben wrote: Woody
That's a common one over here. I took a hot young virgin laddie for a double on the storm & he clearly enjoyed the ride (or me...) very very much. I've called him Woody ever since
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cupasoop wrote: VTRgirl wrote: I once was married to "Erik the Viking"...
Did he have horns on his helmet?
Unfortunately, his horns aren't even worth mentioning...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Stormin Ben
Posts: 1234 Joined: Sun Dec 01, 2002 12:23 amLocation: Birmingham
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by Stormin Ben Sat Aug 27, 2005 11:52 pm
Tinky-Winkie
In my defence that North sea is bloomin cold!!
Ben
