Christmas

[Virt]

I've had enough of Christmas already. Every year I work my fingers to the bone to earn enough money to buy the kids expensive presents, and what happens? That wombles wombles with the beard gets all the credit!!!



Still, it's my own stupid fault for marrying her in the first place.

[shifty123]

I knew my mrs had Been playing away. Tell her to get her butt back home

[Virt]

She left about 20 minutes ago mate, no need to worry

[lloydie]

i like a lady with a beard not a fan of the bold look as i need grass on the green for when i get the putter out

[Virt]

But if there's no grass on the pitch, you can turn her over and play in the mud

[lloydie]

But if there's no grass on the pitch, you can turn her over and play in the mud

that explans your bad breath then
dirty boy go and wash your mouth out

[Saintsman27]

Hey M8tey ,,,, Harry Enfield .. Its Xmas Its Xmas It s XMas ...x 84 ,... time.... all sane logical reasoning
thrown straight out the window ... hey you were a little nipper once ... you rushed down at 0255 hrs am
xmas day to get your prezzies b4 the others.... it is a marvellous time m8tey ... wooooo... hooooo
have a nice one

[Hoppo]

Did you marry a womble with a beard?