Crap joke #281

[MacV2]

Just had the coppers at the door telling me my dog just chased some kid down the road on a bike.


























I laughed & said ''don't be silly he can't even wipe his own butt never mind ride a bloody bike.''

[VTRDark]

An old one but good one.

Have you been approached by any Christams cracker companies for those that are crackers.


(:-})

[MacV2]

An old one but good one.

Have you been approached by any Christams cracker companies for those that are crackers.


(:-})

One company did approach me but my jokes were declined as being too crap even for crackers...

[Watty]

An old one but good one.

Have you been approached by any Christams cracker companies for those that are crackers.


(:-})

One company did approach me but my jokes were declined as being too crap even for crackers...

Shocked!

[MacV2]

Two Christmas crackers went out on the pull...




























They both went home in bit's...



















See terrible...I'll pick me paper hat up on the way out...

[Virt]

It's too early for anything to do with Christmas


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[tony.mon]

Last year I went down to the Boxing Gym on Boxing day, just to say hi.


Some bloke knocked the stuffing out of me.

[lloydie]

lol you guys get worse

[Hoppo]

Reading here is more fun than watching the box
Stupid Q -how do you add the smilies?

[lloydie]

Reading here is more fun than watching the box
Stupid Q -how do you add the smilies?

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Just click on one on the right :-)