Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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MacV2
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Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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Marty took a girl back to his place last night.



After a bout of furious sex He asked, "How it was for you?"



"I've never been fecked like that before," she replied.



"Really?"



"Really, all the others lasted more than 20 seconds."
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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:lol: :lol: and no mention of a pineapple
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Re: Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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It's hard to see when fitted !!
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lloydie wrote:It's hard to see when fitted !!
Harsh...but oh so :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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Hey lloydie
Hate to think how you know it can't be seen!! :oops: :redface

Oh and love all the crap jokes
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Re: Crap joke #296...1 for Marty...

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Plank strap ass .!
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