Feeling a bit lonely Virt took the plunge & joined an online dating agency.
He compiled his profile giving as much info as he could think of/make up & hit send, sat back & waited for his inbox to fill up with messages.
A few days later someone from the dating agency called at last and said,"We've got a match for you."
"We suggest you use it to set your house alight with you inside it."
Crap joke #297
Crap joke #297
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
