Crap joke #298

[MacV2]

I was speaking to my neighbours son today about being a fully licensed driver.






"Now I know you're dead chuffed that you've passed your test and you can drive on your own now, but you still have to be just as alert and cautious behind the wheel as you were before. There are so many arseholes on the road these days that make things very dangerous for everyone."








"I know" he said, "But how will I be able to tell whether someone's an arsehole or not when I'm driving?"













"Well , the immediate tell tale signs would probably be the skin-tight lycra shorts and the helmet."

[Jamoi]

Uh oh!!!

[lloydie]

: arrrr bvg