Crap joke #299

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MacV2
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Crap joke #299

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Jamies new girlfriend wanted him to come round from work dressed as a plumber and make lurv to her hard n fast...

























He turned up two hours late tool in hand and found she'd gone shopping.
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Re: Crap joke #299

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Damn it! :lol: :lol:

Sounds about right though
Jamie :wave:
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Re: Crap joke #299

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Jamoi wrote:Damn it! :lol: :lol:

Sounds about right though
Apart from the Girlfriend bit, right ?
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Re: Crap joke #299

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Yeah.

Bikes, music and beer is all I need!
Jamie :wave:
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