The Psychiatrist

[Hoppo]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with five young
mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said: "You are obsessed with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mum, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. It
manifests itself in your children's names, Penny, Goldie and Frank.
He turned to the third Mum, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too
shows itself in your children's names: Brandy and Sherry. You even called the
cat, "Whisky".
He then turned to the fourth Mum June: "Your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are called Rose, Daphne & Poppy." ------------








At this point, the fifth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy
by the hand and whispered: "Come on, Richard, this guy has no idea what he's
talking about. Let's pick up Fanny and Willy and go home."

[Kev L]

Just what is it about Kent? Why does all the humourless humour originate from south of the Thames? Bet you've got a rotten Red bike as well!!

[Hoppo]

Well now ----- as a matter of fact!! Only the best