Crap joke #303...

[MacV2]

"Your missus was just in," the barman told me as I walked into the pub.
"Cath?" I said, "She never comes in here."
"Well she did tonight," he continued. "Said she wanted to surprise you."
"Where is she then?" I asked, looking around.
"She left. She wanted to buy you a drink and asked what you normally had."
"What did you tell her."
"Four pints of Guinness and a blowjob off Dirty Sally."







Happy now ?

[lumpyv]

do you have tumbleweed in grain ?

[lloydie]

do you have tumbleweed in grain ?

They do but they have 3 legs

[MacV2]

do you have tumbleweed in grain ?

They do but they have 3 legs

The locals are getting a bit pissed off with all the inbreeding jokes Lloydie...

[Virt]

They don't look local, I don't count any extra limbs/extremities

[MacV2]

They don't look local, I don't count any extra limbs/extremities

I've passed on your address as well William...


To their sister in fact, she cant wait to meet you...

[Virt]

Should I be scared?

[MacV2]

Should I be scared?

I bloody would !

[Virt]

You're just a coward then

[Kev L]

Nice tache on her! Better facial hair than Virt can manage.

[Virt]

it's a sign I'm young, not in my 100's like you

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[Kev L]