Last night, my girl friends and I went to a Ladies Club. When the male dancer came over to us, one of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill, licked the $10 and stuck it to his left butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his right butt cheek. In an attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled out a $50 bill, called the guy over, and licked the $50 bill. I was worried about the way things were going, but fortunately, she just stuck the fifty to his left butt cheek again.
My relief was short-lived. The guy came over to me!!! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as Ireached for my wallet. What could I do???? Fortunately, the woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left.
An oldie, but a goodie!
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VTRgirl
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An oldie, but a goodie!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
