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iggy1966
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Loony bin

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Late one night at the insane asylum, an inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

A voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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tony.wilde1
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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