This morning......

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8541Hawk
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This morning......

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This morning I was in an elevator when this beautiful busty woman got on.

When I started staring at her boobs, she said “Would you please press ‘1’ ”?

So I did!

I don't remember much after that.

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lloydie
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Think I would of pressed 2 before I went too ground :-) :lol:
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VTRDark
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:lol: :lol: Very good. The simple one are always the best.

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simo
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:thumbup: :thumbup:
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MacV2
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cybercarl wrote::lol: :lol: Very good. The simple one are always the best.

(:-})


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Virt
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That's just not necessary :(

What have I ever done to yo-- actually... Never mind :lol:
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Jamoi
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:clap: good one Hawk :)
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