Crap joke #307

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Crap joke #307

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Lloydie was swallowing a couple of tablets at the sink this morning when his Mrs walked into the bathroom "What are they for?" she asked.











"These stop my willy getting any bigger" He joked.












"I assume you've been taking them since birth then?" she replied.

























Allegedly of course...
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Ha ha GIT :lol:
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:lol: your jokes are actually getting funny 8O

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:clap: :clap:
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:lol: :lol:

I'm with Virts opinion on this.. you need a 'half decent' jokes thread

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Re: Crap joke #307 Pt2 An After joke...

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Lloydie & his wife were talking about organ donation.









"When I die, I want to donate my chipolata to less fortunate men", He jokingly said.























"That's not fair", his wife replied, "making them spend all their money on Viagra".














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And my foot up ya ass !!! :-)
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lloydie wrote:And my foot up ya ass !!! :-)
With or without lube ?
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MacV2 wrote:
lloydie wrote:And my foot up ya ass !!! :-)
With or without lube ?
For you I'll use chilli sauce .-)
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Oooooooh I say, how damnably exotic. Suits you. Hmmmmmmmm
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