A man received the following text from his neighbour:
''I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.''
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#1
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#1
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread...#1
yes that is a bit better than normal 
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.
half decent worthy Mac 
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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread...#1
Not bad nor good so 3/10
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread...#1
Made me giggle Mac. Good effort old fella!!
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