Crap joke #309

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MacV2
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Crap joke #309

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Well I had sex with this chicken the other night, it was going pretty good until her husband came in.




















I had to go to court and I got charged for apoultery.













Back to crap... :tumbleweed:
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:lol:

What can I say? It's a well trodden path to the door via the coat hook!
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could be a new low............you must be so proud :lol:
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:Lol: new low Weldon
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that's fowl even by your standards congrats :clap:
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My coats hang by the rear entrance not the front door...

Low & proud...

Thank you...

My standards are low but I'll take the compliment...


Now I must cluck off...
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not sure what was worse...............the punchline, or the fact you tried to build a joke about chicken fecking :roll:
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AMCQ46 wrote:not sure what was worse...............the punchline, or the fact you tried to build a joke about chicken fecking :roll:

Al, don't get you feathers in a twist.. :wink:

I have repeated told everyone on the forum I don't make these up I just steal them...you don't want to see the ones I don't post...

These may be bad but I'd be :Banned: if I posted some of them...

Now please excuse me, must dash, i'm in a rooster...
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