Guts and Balls

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stevieVTR
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Guts and Balls

Post by stevieVTR »

The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"!



Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are

you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on

the ass and having the balls to say:

"You're next fatty..."
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Pete.L »

I know it's an old post...
But I still love this one

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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