Crap joke #315

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MacV2
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Crap joke #315

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"If you were shipwrecked on a desert island, what's the one thing you'd like with you Lloydie?"











"A sheep."












"Nice. All that lovely roast lamb, mutton broth and some delicious chops will keep you going for ages. Plus the fleece will keep you warm, you can make tools from the bones and you could use the skin for a hammock."























"Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that."
















:sheep shagger:







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Crap joke #315

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Ha ha you coc.k lol
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