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Chinese number.

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I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number the other day.

She replied, sex sex sex, free sex tonight.

I couldn't believe my luck!!

The her friend said, she meant 6663629!
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:lol: :thumbup:

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Lord Flasheart wrote:I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number the other day.

She replied, sex sex sex, free sex tonight.

I couldn't believe my luck!!

The her friend said, she meant 6663929!
lol.............. but just to show my OCD there is a correction, it should read 6663629 :thumbup:
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AMCQ46 wrote:
Lord Flasheart wrote:I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number the other day.

She replied, sex sex sex, free sex tonight.

I couldn't believe my luck!!

The her friend said, she meant 6663929!
lol.............. but just to show my OCD there is a correction, it should read 6663629 :thumbup:
Ah yes...well spotted I shall edit it! Was trying to get in done quick as my boss was walking towards my desk!
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Blimey Al, you know this girl too 8O :lol:

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i tried the number but it was engaged…. own up who else was calling her :lol:
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:lol: :lol: Not me :shh:

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:lol: :clap:

The wrong number was an intentional decoy... imo! :)
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Jamoi wrote::lol: :clap:

The wrong number was an intentional decoy... imo! :)
Looking a little bit like my avatar I don't get that many numbers...so I'm not going to give away the ones I do get! :No No:
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Hehehe :thumbup: :thumbup:
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To right, you don't want all of us ringing her up if she's your date :thumbup:

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