Whadda bunch o Pedants' an Grammar Queens' yall are.....Remember if there is one born every minuite the fkin world is full of em! if you meet one do it a favour and twist its head sharply to the right and turn it off, do it at random at a school lunch break , a shopping centre is best one with a mcdonalds.. crowds of the little bleeders. get em while they are young ,if you wait till the late teens the kneck muscles are pretty tough and you have to use both hands to twist effectively. but the yowuns is easy, one in each hand.
just Twist an go. watch in amazement as you cut a swathe through the little wastes of blood..to the beat of your favourite track . an escalator is my personal fave.the way they tumble down the steps as i switch em off has me chuckling into my balaclava...

I AM THE STRANGE MAN YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT......
Have a sweetie and stop crying........
[Werthers Original...they never get rid of the taste]