The Half Decent Joke Thread...#3

[MacV2]

Reggie Kray comes out of prison after 20 years inside and sits round the table with the other gangsters.




He looks at Bob and says "You've been looking after my money while ive been inside, wheres my 20k ? " Bob hands him over 20k...




He then looks to Terry who hands over 20k and then he says to George, "George you know sign language, ask deaf Fred where my money is" George looks at deaf Fred and signals to him in sign language that Reggie wants his money, Deaf Fred looks blank and shrugs his shoulders.
Reggie then points a gun to deaf Freds head and says "ask him again and tell him if he doesn't hand my money over i'll blow his facking head off!"




George turns to deaf Fred and translates what Reg has just said. deaf Fred shits himself and panics and in sign language indicated to George that the money is in a locker in Victoria Station.
Reggie says to George "Well what did he say?"




















George replied " He said Feck off you soppy kunt Reg".

[Watty]

not sure that qualifies for this thread though Mac!

[VTRDark]

Nah wrong department. Anyhow, did I miss something, where's 1 and 2

(:-})

[MacV2]

Nah wrong department. Anyhow, did I miss something, where's 1 and 2

(:-})

Yep pay attention in Fulham...

http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 17&t=32566

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http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 75#p327065

[Jamoi]

I thought it was good

I didn't understand the misspelled threred title though...

[MacV2]

I thought it was good

I didn't understand the misspelled threred title though...

Fat thumbitus....corrected now... I thunk...?

[Jamoi]

Ahh wright, eye wosnt shore why yud dun dat... thort eye woz bein dumb!

[Kev L]

Ahh wright, eye wosnt shore why yud dun dat... thort eye woz bein dumb!

Ahhh the benefit of a modern education. Most of my students spell just like that!

[tony.mon]

Ahh wright, eye wosnt shore why yud dun dat... thort eye woz bein dumb!

Ahhh the benefit of a modern education. Most of my students spell just like that!

Yes, many students have never heard of deodorant or after-shave.

[Kev L]

Inside your head is a very strange and worrying place Mousier Monogram

[VTRDark]

I'd be more worried if he didn't have a head.

(:-})