with his new electric train in the living
room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b**tards who
want off, get the f**k off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b**tards
who are getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there
for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want
you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope
your trip was a pleasant one."She hears the little boy continue, "For those
of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your
seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added... "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."
