Bird Flu

stevieVTR · Post by **stevieVTR** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:17 am

Symptoms of the Bird Flu:

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to sh1t on someone's windshield.

SILVER ZIPPER · Post by **SILVER ZIPPER** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:03 am

I have all of those symtoms i'll take a paracetamol, wipe my butt and go strait to bed.