Nay Zipper tis thrice as good,
I used to dream about sex.........now I dream about SP2's.........am I sad or what.
Still because I talk in my sleep its a damn sight safer too.
I once dreamt of the ward houskeepers, there were two of them, Jean and Joan. Always got them mixed up.
one night I woke up, turned to my wife Wendy, nuged her awake and uttered the immortal words, Are you Jean or Joan

it may be clever, but its not big.