The Half Decent Joke Thread...#5

[MacV2]

An elderly gent bought a new sports car and drove along reaching 120MPH, "Amazing" he thought.

Then he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing.

" I can get away from him" he thought as he reached 150MPH. Then he thought " I'm too old for this nonsense!" so he pulled over to the side of the road.

Pulling behind him, the police officer walked up, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. "If you can give me a reason why you were speeding I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old man said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."















"Have a good day, sir" , said the policeman...

[VTRDark]

I like that one

(:-})

[agentpineapple]

an oldie but a goodie......

[Jamoi]

Cracker!

[lloydie]

ha ha