The Half Decent Joke Thread...#4

[MacV2]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politic ... arote.html


Good!




'David Cameron stung by jellyfish'



























"I felt the slimy spineless creature come into contact with me before feeling a sickening pain" said the jellyfish.

[AMCQ46]

justice

[VTRDark]

I hope someone kept him away from the Vinegar.

(:-})

[MacV2]

The Tory party have been handed a clear message today as thousands of Brits flocked to the island of Lanzarote to piss on David Cameron's arm.

[Jamoi]

[Jamoi]

Cameron =

[Virt]

What sort of syntax is that Jamie? You haven't declared that variable and you aren't even doing anything with it!
At least make it a conditional :

$Cameron = new Person ("PM");
$Cameron == ;

This returns true and thus we can carry on with life and no characters are wasted. You'd make a sh1t coder

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[Jamoi]

Ok I'll get back in my box sir

[Virt]

Good boy.

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[MacV2]

What's the difference between David Cameron and a Jellyfish?































Ones a brainless, slimy wombles that stings ordinary people every day ...






























the other is a Jellyfish.

[Jamoi]

[tony.mon]

What sort of syntax is that Jamie? You haven't declared that variable and you aren't even doing anything with it!
At least make it a conditional :

$Cameron = new Person ("PM");
$Cameron == ;

This returns true and thus we can carry on with life and no characters are wasted. You'd make a sh1t coder

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The Dead Keyboard sketch:
"Is this a Norwegian Bluetooth keyboard"?

[agentpineapple]

i'm not even sure i'd waste my piss on mr Cameron.....