MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE PICK UP LINES
NO.1
> >Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
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> >Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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> >Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a sl*t.
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NO 2
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> >Man: Is this seat empty?
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> >Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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> >Man: There's no need to get on your knees and s*ck me off just yet.
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NO 3
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> >Man: Your place or mine?
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> >Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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> >Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done sh*gging you in the back of my
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> >car, I don't give a sh*t where you go.
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NO 4
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> >Man: So, what do you do for a living?
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> >Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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> >Man: That explains the moustache then!
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NO 5
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> >Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
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> >Woman: Unfertilised.
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> >Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your a***.
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NO 6
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> >Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
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> >Woman: But would you stay there?
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> >Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
>impossible
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>
> >to shake off once you've been sh*gged.
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NO 7
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> >Man: Would you like to dance?
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> >Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
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> >Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants.
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NO 8
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> >Man: You're pretty...
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> >Woman: P*ss off.
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> >Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty f***'n ugly.
One for the blokes
One for the blokes
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
