The Half Decent Joke Thread...#7

[MacV2]

A guy walks into a bar...

"Can I have rum & coke please barman?"

Barman: "certainly, try this" he said handing the man a apple.

First man: "hang on, this is a apple!?"

Barman: "It may look like one, but trust me, bite into it"

The first man bites into it...

""My god, it tastes like rum"

Barman: "Now turn it around and bite again"

First man: "Holy sh1t, this is amazing. It tastes of coke.

Second man walks into the bar...

"Barman, gin & tonic please"

Barman: Here you go sir, enjoy.

Second man: "Hold on a second, this is a apple. I asked for a gin & tonic".

First man: "Trust me, this barmen gives you a apple that tastes of anything. Try it."

Second man: "Good lord, it tastes of gin"

Barman: "now turn it around sir and bite"

Second man: "Unbelievable, it tastes of tonic. How is this possible?"

A third man walks up to the bar...

First man: "Hey, have you tried this? What ever you order, the barman hands it to you in a apple"

Third man: "OK, barman, do you... do you have one that tastes of.... pussy?"

Barman hands him a apple and he bites into it...

Third man: "Baaaaaaaa, this tastes of sh1t!"

Barman: "you need to turn it around sir"

[lloydie]

:Lol: still a good one