Wife's been away...

[tony.mon]

with her class this week, camping. i think she's missing me, she texted:
When I come home you can be my Sultan.

I texted back: Does this mean you'll be my Sultana, can I command you to do anything I desire?

Yes, she replied, within raisin.....

[MacV2]

A fine joke constructed with dehydrated vine fruits with a hint of Middle Eastern Tribal Royalty.

I trod on a Grape once. It gave a little wine...

[tony.mon]

Luckily she has no knowledge of currant affairs, or that date I had last week who was stoned.......
It didn't reach the press, thank God.

Your turn....

[lloydie]

:Lol: better than mac

[MacV2]

Currant ly I have no reply.

Garibaldi bothered with this any more...

[lumpyv]

camping opportunities!!

must be a plum job

[Jamoi]

Tony, you're really raisin the bar with that one

[lloydie]

He grapes every chance he gets