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Crap joke #322

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Someone told Virt that the best fuel to use in his Storm is BP.





























Virt asked ''do you know how many bees I need to fill a 19l tank? ''


























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I wrote a simulation at work today..
It ranges between 3986 and 4751..

Fancy doing me a favour? :lol:

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Virt wrote:I wrote a simulation at work today..
It ranges between 3986 and 4751..

Fancy doing me a favour? :lol:

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Did you factor in what type of Bee ?

Honey Bee.
Masonry Bee.
Bumble Bee.
Africanized Honey Bee.

There are quite a few different Bees you know...see here for the UK list alone (helps if you can read /understand Latin...) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_be ... at_Britain

So those figure will vary greatly depending on the size of Bee...

Then again Search for ''How do Bees urinate''

It will throw your models out completely.
















































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MacV2 wrote:
Did you factor in what type of Bee ?

Honey Bee.
Masonry Bee.
Bumble Bee.
Africanized Honey Bee.

There are quite a few different Bees you know...see here for the UK list alone (helps if you can read /understand Latin...) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_be ... at_Britain

So those figure will vary greatly depending on the size of Bee...
I used the common and hated bee-lieber :)
MacV2 wrote: Then again Search for ''How do Bees urinate''

It will throw your models out completely.
Simulation was not written in an MVC framework so there are no models to throw out, just using generic OOP to be honest. The old methods are the best some times, MVC is just amazing at complicating things and creating way too many needless classes, functions and files.
MacV2 wrote:Then again it's only a crap joke so don't waste your time
MEH!
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Virt wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
Did you factor in what type of Bee ?

Honey Bee.
Masonry Bee.
Bumble Bee.
Africanized Honey Bee.

There are quite a few different Bees you know...see here for the UK list alone (helps if you can read /understand Latin...) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_be ... at_Britain

So those figure will vary greatly depending on the size of Bee...
I used the common and hated bee-lieber :)
MacV2 wrote: Then again Search for ''How do Bees urinate''

It will throw your models out completely.
Simulation was not written in an MVC framework so there are no models to throw out, just using generic OOP to be honest. The old methods are the best some times, MVC is just amazing at complicating things and creating way too many needless classes, functions and flies.
MacV2 wrote:Then again it's only a crap joke so don't waste your time
MEH!
Bees mate not flies...different species...Different Genus family altogether.



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