A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No"
Duck says: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any wombles bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any wombles bread. Ask me again and I'll nail your wombles beak to the bar, you irritating b8stard bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Crap joke #324
Crap joke #324
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #324
Ha ha ha I like it ha ha