A policeman stopped me today.
As I stepped out of the car he said, "Sir, what did the big sign say back there?"
"Children, Slow Down." I replied.
"So why didn't you?" he asked.
I said, "Because I'm 50."
No speed limits were broken during the writing of this joke.
Crap joke #326
Crap joke #326
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Re: Crap joke #326
I have often seen signs saying "Police speed check area, and I always check the area for speeding Police.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.