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VTRgirl
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Two blondes...

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There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gee you lot are good with words!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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VTRgirl wrote:Gee you lot are good with words!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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