Crap joke #328 Actually contains traces of crap...

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Crap joke #328 Actually contains traces of crap...

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A man goes to the Doctor. He said "Doc every time I go to the toilet my stools come out shaped like oven chips"

The Doctor performs a quick examination and says "Next time you go for a shite make sure you pull your string vest up"


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MacV2 wrote:A man goes to the Doctor. He said "Doc every time I go to the toilet my stools come out shaped like oven chips"

The Doctor performs a quick examination and says "Next time you go for a shite make sure you pull your string vest up"


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:roll: :crazy: should start a shite joke thread :?
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That's kack !! Eye reb
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That's so bad it's funny.

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He's a chip off the old (toilet) block :)
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that dosent even qualifie for crap.just like my spelling....
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