Crap joke #325

[MacV2]

"Give it to me straight Doc," Marty trembled. "How long have I got?"












"Well, you're in good health," he smiled. "I should say at least forty years..."
































"Stop wombles around," he snapped. "and just tell me how the enlargement operation went."

[Jamoi]

Haha! Ooh you bitch

[lloydie]

Ha ha

[AMCQ46]

[agentpineapple]

your names are going on my naughty list.........

[Kev L]

......very slowly, obviously!!!

[MacV2]

your names are going on my naughty list.........

Oh I don't worry about that, it's already on 1000's of other peoples N list anyway.

One more additional list ain't gonna bother me...

......very slowly, obviously!!!

I believe he keeps his Naughty list next to his calendar...
Which is alongside his list of things I've asked Mac for & haven't got round to bothering with yet list.

[Kev L]

Now I could be wrong here, because you disguise it so well, but do I detect a little dig at the fruit?

[MacV2]

Now I could be wrong here, because you disguise it so well, but do I detect a little dig at the fruit?

No I haven't got a JCB...

[agentpineapple]

the amount of times I've ridden to grain, only to turn around because of the sound of duelling banjo's.......

[MacV2]

the amount of times I've ridden to grain, only to turn around because of the sound of duelling banjo's.......

That's a bit of a porky pie Marty...the lure of biscuits is too strong & you know it...

[agentpineapple]

the amount of times I've ridden to grain, only to turn around because of the sound of duelling banjo's.......

That's a bit of a porky pie Marty...the lure of biscuits is too strong & you know it...